The Fountain of Youth has the Best Marketing Team

The Fountain of Youth is real, but no one really believes that and absolutely no one benefits from its power - except the CEO. They’ve known about the Fountain for millennia. Centuries ago, they were regaled as a god. Now, they’re a CEO with a Fortune 500 company. The marketing strategy is simple, come to Florida and spends the last years of your life happy, drunk, and sun-tanned. Retired and party-hard frat kids flock to Florida’s shores in search of freedom, sunshine, and a good margarita. What they don’t know is that while they’re partying and enjoying their golden years, the Fountain takes their life and stores it. The CEO discovered how to take the Fountain’s stored energy and put it into themselves, living forever.

Now, as sea levels rise and weather patterns make it more dangerous to live in Florida, less and less people find themselves vacationing there. The CEO has to change Florida’s whole image - make it appealing for people to come back to a place partially underwater and hit with hurricanes more frequently. Or they have to figure out if there are other places where magic pools. Can the CEO gain youth without the Foutain? What would that even cost them? Either way, they’re gonna need a really good marketing team.